MY LYFE

beyoncebeytwice:

if tumblr is this bad now can you imagine how much its gonna suck on election day

professional-ghost:

[Crying] BUT I DON’T LIKE PISTACHIO

THEN WHY DID YOU ASK FOR IT?

renardchaton:

duuude you wanna come over to my place and get high

school musical 2

on dvd

dont-let-them-break-y0u:

I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework

thisisb:

You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.

For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry. 

perksofbeingawallflower3:

TODAY IS HISTORIC

AND ITS A WEDNESDAY

And there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining.

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

snoipahkat:

once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried